My Player Knows Everything — Funny RPG Knight Gamer Tee
My Player Knows Everything — Funny RPG Knight Gamer Tee
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Fit & Size
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Fabric & Care
100% ring-spun cotton (heather colors are a cotton/polyester blend). Softens further after the first wash.
- Machine wash cold, inside out
- Tumble dry low or hang dry
- Iron on reverse side if needed — don’t iron directly on the print
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About the design
My player knows everything. I just take the damage.
A battered pixel knight sits beneath bold lettering, cracked shield at his side and one heart left. Gold armour, teal details, and the quiet cost of another brilliant plan.
For RPG players whose confidence outlasts their health bar.
Soft, pre-shrunk cotton for long sessions and everyday wear.
One heart left. Equip to cart.